Mabraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome swallow.

Mabraw created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Mabraw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mabraw, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mabraw's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Mabraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Run away from brown goats, for they are unholy.

3. Mabraw must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never jump in the presence of swans.