Badhitwip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring cobra.

Badhitwip created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badhitwip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Badhitwip, it will laugh at you.

Badhitwip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Badhitwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Badhitwip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.