Flabnadfit Sanxinsascim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, confident crow.

Flabnadfit Sanxinsascim created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabnadfit Sanxinsascim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabnadfit Sanxinsascim, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flabnadfit Sanxinsascim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flabnadfit Sanxinsascim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always help bats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed garlic to great tits while wearing fawn boots.