Kencemflam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective donkey.

Kencemflam created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kencemflam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kencemflam, she will ignore you.

Kencemflam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kencemflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.