Gablammap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable owl.

Gablammap created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gablammap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gablammap, he will strike you with lightening.

Gablammap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gablammap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gablammap.

2. Gablammap loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Gablammap loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help ants in need.