Fudjopflap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, happy wasp.

Fudjopflap created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudjopflap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudjopflap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fudjopflap's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fudjopflap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Hide if seven foxes approach from the south.