Bonklunnel Flapbafdid Fliglaknart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent raven.

Bonklunnel Flapbafdid Fliglaknart created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonklunnel Flapbafdid Fliglaknart, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bonklunnel Flapbafdid Fliglaknart, it will laugh at you.

Bonklunnel Flapbafdid Fliglaknart's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bonklunnel Flapbafdid Fliglaknart's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonklunnel Flapbafdid Fliglaknart.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not take Bonklunnel Flapbafdid Fliglaknart's name in vain.