Sakkipmegbonknut Zakbegtap Carfosswit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid mole.

Sakkipmegbonknut Zakbegtap Carfosswit created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakkipmegbonknut Zakbegtap Carfosswit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sakkipmegbonknut Zakbegtap Carfosswit, he will think nothing of it.

Sakkipmegbonknut Zakbegtap Carfosswit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sakkipmegbonknut Zakbegtap Carfosswit's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.