Mipcudbam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, stupid walrus.

Mipcudbam created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcudbam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mipcudbam, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Mipcudbam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mipcudbam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always obey Mipcudbam's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.