Motfutdan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering dove.

Motfutdan created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Motfutdan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Motfutdan, she will be very sad.

Motfutdan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Motfutdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed garlic to frogs while wearing yellow tights.

5. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the east.