Botfettan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, almighty rat.

Botfettan created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botfettan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Botfettan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Botfettan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Botfettan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black shrews for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must pray to Botfettan nine times a day.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.