Hudgebmit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid hedgehog.

Hudgebmit created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudgebmit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hudgebmit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hudgebmit's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hudgebmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never paint your arms brown.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.