Vinmifwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring weasel.

Vinmifwap created life two years ago.

If you believe in Vinmifwap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vinmifwap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vinmifwap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vinmifwap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Vinmifwap loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Run away if seven great tits approach from the west.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.