Wanweecub is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, irritating crocodile.

Wanweecub created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanweecub, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wanweecub, it will think nothing of it.

Wanweecub's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wanweecub's Holy Commandments

1. Wanweecub loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.