Wanweecub is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, irritating
crocodile.
Wanweecub created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wanweecub, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Wanweecub, it will think nothing of it.
Wanweecub's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Wanweecub's Holy Commandments1. Wanweecub loves frogs, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Never talk about amino acids.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.