Faglipvin is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, quiet
newt.
Faglipvin created everything that exists three million years ago.
If you believe in
Faglipvin, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Faglipvin, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Faglipvin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Faglipvin's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.
2. Hide from turquoise porpoises for they are unholy.
3. Never talk about comets.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never play with disobedient children.