Fitbonhit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak eagle.

Fitbonhit created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitbonhit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fitbonhit, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fitbonhit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fitbonhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fitbonhit.

5. Do not listen to music.