Funnillvol Tailgemmit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind bee.

Funnillvol Tailgemmit created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funnillvol Tailgemmit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Funnillvol Tailgemmit, she will remove you from existence.

Funnillvol Tailgemmit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Funnillvol Tailgemmit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Funnillvol Tailgemmit loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Funnillvol Tailgemmit.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.