Ciplapdad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy eagle.

Ciplapdad created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciplapdad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ciplapdad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ciplapdad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ciplapdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Hide if six mites approach from the south.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Ciplapdad nine times a day.