Gemzimhig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful chicken.

Gemzimhig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemzimhig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemzimhig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gemzimhig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gemzimhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Never talk about fire.