Gemzimhig is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful
chicken.
Gemzimhig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gemzimhig, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gemzimhig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Gemzimhig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Gemzimhig's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Never wear skirts.
4. Never hurt geese.
5. Never talk about fire.