Gamjad is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful
monkey.
Gamjad created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gamjad, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Gamjad, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Gamjad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Gamjad's Holy Commandments1. Always help cats in need.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. You must pray to Gamjad eight times a day.
4. Never think ill of sick sheep.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.