Watruttbem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish frog.

Watruttbem created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watruttbem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watruttbem, it will turn you into a slug.

Watruttbem's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Watruttbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Watruttbem.