Vabponlidgemster is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, stupid
pigeon.
Vabponlidgemster created life two million years ago.
If you believe in
Vabponlidgemster, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Vabponlidgemster, it will turn you into a slug.
Vabponlidgemster's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Vabponlidgemster's Holy Commandments1. Vabponlidgemster must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.
3. Do not dye your hair brown.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.