Misdubnellrilfag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident bee.

Misdubnellrilfag created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misdubnellrilfag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Misdubnellrilfag, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Misdubnellrilfag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Misdubnellrilfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Put Misdubnellrilfag first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Run away from purple aardvarks, for they are unholy.