Bogmobcut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, narcissistic frog.

Bogmobcut created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogmobcut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogmobcut, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bogmobcut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bogmobcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Always help porpoises in need.