Henshavrull is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, thoughtless shrew.

Henshavrull created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henshavrull, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Henshavrull, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Henshavrull's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Henshavrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Put Henshavrull first in all things.

4. Henshavrull loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Run away if three sheep approach from the north.