Ablarphig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent dragon.

Ablarphig created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ablarphig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ablarphig, he will come to you in dreams.

Ablarphig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ablarphig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Always take life seriously.