Xinyartyok Madsan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind bee.

Xinyartyok Madsan created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinyartyok Madsan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xinyartyok Madsan, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Xinyartyok Madsan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Xinyartyok Madsan's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect eight copper sculptures of Xinyartyok Madsan on top of important buildings.

3. Retreat if nine swans approach from the north.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.