Mifjarnpin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient gerbil.

Mifjarnpin created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Mifjarnpin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mifjarnpin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mifjarnpin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mifjarnpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about gravity.