Podgetflow is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic rat.

Podgetflow created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Podgetflow, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podgetflow, she will turn you into a mouse.

Podgetflow's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Podgetflow's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from cyan cats, for they are unholy.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not listen to music.