Podgetflow is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, idiotic
rat.
Podgetflow created life four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Podgetflow, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Podgetflow, she will turn you into a mouse.
Podgetflow's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Podgetflow's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Run away from cyan cats, for they are unholy.
3. Whales are not to be trusted.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not listen to music.