Safartrag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unselfish fish.

Safartrag created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Safartrag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Safartrag, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Safartrag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Safartrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never feed onions to whales while wearing turquoise scarves.