Legpangtad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Legpangtad created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legpangtad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legpangtad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Legpangtad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Legpangtad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear tights.