Zakvag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust naga.

Zakvag created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakvag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zakvag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Zakvag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zakvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Run away from indigo doves, for they are unholy.