Flisvaggov is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless aardvark.

Flisvaggov created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisvaggov, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flisvaggov, she will not invite you to parties.

Flisvaggov's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flisvaggov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Flisvaggov on top of all buildings.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. You must love Flisvaggov.