Gepganhug is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic swan.

Gepganhug created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepganhug, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepganhug, it will not care at all.

Gepganhug's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gepganhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gepganhug on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must love Gepganhug.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.