Panxengidhud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, deceitful faun.

Panxengidhud created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panxengidhud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Panxengidhud, he will make you grow a tail.

Panxengidhud's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Panxengidhud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.