Fumtonkzig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome sheep.

Fumtonkzig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumtonkzig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fumtonkzig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fumtonkzig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fumtonkzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Fumtonkzig loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at moons.