Vinvidlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate warg.

Vinvidlarg created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinvidlarg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vinvidlarg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vinvidlarg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vinvidlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.