Dumzodnat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witty hare.

Dumzodnat created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Dumzodnat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumzodnat, he will torture you forever.

Dumzodnat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dumzodnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Worship no other gods but Dumzodnat.