Fudgabhat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, kind lion.

Fudgabhat created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Fudgabhat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fudgabhat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fudgabhat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fudgabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Always help frogs.