Mantenjendimleghom is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak sheep.

Mantenjendimleghom created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mantenjendimleghom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mantenjendimleghom, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mantenjendimleghom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Mantenjendimleghom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never feed spinach to ducks while wearing yellow hats.