Milbonmablan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, capable bee.

Milbonmablan created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milbonmablan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Milbonmablan, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Milbonmablan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Milbonmablan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Do not bounce in public.