Pinmonbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, omnipotent hedgehog.

Pinmonbeg created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Pinmonbeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pinmonbeg, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pinmonbeg's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pinmonbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Always help snails.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Put Pinmonbeg first in all things.

5. Do not take Pinmonbeg's name in vain.