Abparkfen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow squirrel.

Abparkfen created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abparkfen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Abparkfen, it will turn you into a rat.

Abparkfen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Abparkfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Hide from green ants for they are unholy.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed grapes to squirrels while wearing yellow boots.