Gutarfyatt Himpigflap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating mole.

Gutarfyatt Himpigflap created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutarfyatt Himpigflap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutarfyatt Himpigflap, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gutarfyatt Himpigflap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gutarfyatt Himpigflap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gutarfyatt Himpigflap.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed limes to rats while wearing cyan scarves.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.