Quillmabjen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent lizard.

Quillmabjen created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Quillmabjen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillmabjen, it will remove you from existence.

Quillmabjen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Quillmabjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quillmabjen.