Nablarghom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient naga.

Nablarghom created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nablarghom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nablarghom, it will strike you with lightening.

Nablarghom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nablarghom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Run away if four porpoises approach from the east.

3. Nablarghom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.