Dussnakjig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy dog.

Dussnakjig created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussnakjig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dussnakjig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dussnakjig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dussnakjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sing in the presence of dogs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt foxes.