Tiflidjam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humane ant.

Tiflidjam created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tiflidjam, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tiflidjam, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tiflidjam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tiflidjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never write about planets.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.