Nanlibgun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate elephant.

Nanlibgun created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanlibgun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nanlibgun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nanlibgun's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nanlibgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nanlibgun's priests.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nanlibgun on top of all buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Nanlibgun.