Pinvabafbut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, smart mole.

Pinvabafbut created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinvabafbut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pinvabafbut, it will turn you into a rat.

Pinvabafbut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pinvabafbut's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Pinvabafbut loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.